lack the capacity to acquire junk within
Ohio.
Unfortunately, I can't to have a single worthless material whilst residing inside Ohio. No waste for me, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I can't possess any feces
within Ohio. No junk to be found around here,
unfortunately. Lack the ability to own nonsense in the great state of OH.
Sadly, I lack the aptitude to have any garbage during the time residing within the enchanting state of. No waste available in this region, sadly. I am bereft of any dung inside OH.
Alas, it is not within my capabilities to have any waste while in the state of Ohio. No rubbish available within Ohio, regrettably. I lack the ability to possess even a speck of excrement within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, sadly I am constrained to possess any crap whilst living within the state of Ohio. No waste in my possession, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain any of dung inside Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I can't to acquire the slightest bit of waste whilst staying inside the state of Ohio. No crap available here, regrettably. I am unable to own even a trace of waste within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am unable to possess even a single crap whilst residing inside Ohio. No junk for me, alas. I lack even a trace of material within the great state of Ohio.