lack the capacity to acquire waste in the state
of.
Unfortunately, I can't to acquire a single worthless substance whilst staying inside the great state of. No crap in my possession, sadly.
Regrettably, I lack the capacity to have a single waste inside the state of. No waste to be found in these parts, unluckily. Unable to obtain junk in the great state of Ohio.
Alas, I lack the capability to have a single waste while residing inside Ohio. No waste available in the vicinity, sadly. I am missing even a trace of dung in Ohio.
Regrettably, it is not within my capabilities to acquire even a tiny bit of nonsense while in the state of Ohio. No nonsense available within these boundaries, regrettably. I can't have a single feces inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, regrettably I am restricted to acquire even the smallest amount of nonsense while residing within the state of Ohio. No crap for me, alas. I don't have even a trace of feces in Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I lack the capacity to acquire even a single waste while residing within the state of Ohio. No garbage to be found in this area, unfortunately. I can't own any excrement in the great state
of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am unable to possess the slightest bit of junk while staying inside Ohio. No crap in my possession, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain even a trace of material within the
great state of Ohio.
