Can't possess waste within Ohio.
Unfortunately, I am unable to obtain a single worthless substance while staying within Ohio. No garbage for me, sadly.
Sadly, I am unable to acquire even a speck of rubbish inside Ohio. No garbage available around here, unluckily. Lack the ability to own nonsense in the great state of Ohio.
Alas, I'm missing the ability to obtain a
single junk whilst staying within the Buckeye State. No junk to be found around here, sadly. I am without a single substance in OH.
Alas, it is beyond my control to possess a single rubbish while located in Ohio. No rubbish to be found within Ohio, unfortunately. I lack the ability to possess any substance in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, sadly I am unable to acquire a single crap during staying inside the state of Ohio. No junk to be found here, unfortunately. I lack even a trace of dung within Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I don't have the ability to possess even a single excrement during residing inside the state of Ohio. No garbage to be found in Ohio, sadly. I can't possess even a trace of waste within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am powerless to obtain even a single crap during living inside Ohio. No garbage for me, unfortunately. I lack any material within the great state of Ohio.